I’m a mom of two. My daughter who is 11, is an introvert. She is stubborn, sarcastic, and a total bookworm with sensory process sensitivity (SPS). My son who is 9, is an extrovert. He is very outgoing, sensitive, cannot be by himself and has to be on the go all the time. These two are oil and water but bread and butter all at the same time. They are amazing. He pushes her to get off her bum and play in the dirt and she shows him that it’s okay to chill and read a damn book for a minute.
My husband and I have been together for 23 years. I met him when I was in high school and as the old saying goes “the rest is history”. Like most couples, we’ve been through a lot. It’s hard. Marriage sucks, it really does. But at the end of the day, I’m glad he’s here sharing this life with me.
I’m real. I swear (a lot). Like my daughter, I am an introvert. I also have high anxiety, hypochondria, OCD, ADHD and my sarcasm is so thick I don’t even know when I’m being serious anymore. A majority of my posts will be about “normal” real-life experiences.
My language is colorful. So if you get easily fucking offended or blush at phrases like “give your balls a tug”…you may want to steer clear of this site and move on to a more G/PG page.
This site ain’t fancy. Even though I have a degree in Marketing/Graphic Design, I can’t deal. I’m here to post real and funny content and try to sell you shit from time to time. I’ll even throw in organizational, excel and meal prep tips. This will not be like most blogs you come across. I wanted to do this to have an outlet – so others can read and relate and say “damn, I think/do that too…I guess I’m not the only crazy”.
This is all in fun. If you take any of this seriously – then give your balls a tug. I’ll refer you to all my legal pages.
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